August 2011
1 post
Coke Talk: Coke Talk of the Day →
coketalk:
I just finished watching the latest episode of Jersey Shore right after watching the republican debate in Iowa, and damn, those two shit shows have surprisingly similar casting:
Mitt Romney is The Situation. He’s an untrustworthy narcissist with way more money and screen time than he deserves.
May 2011
2 posts
“All day long the contents of my heart would slide down my arm, past my sleeve...”
– (via caribbeanqueen)
March 2011
1 post
HA HA HA HA HA HA
asianswithperms:
damn, girl.
not a day goes by when im not happy i stole this from vivian´s house.
January 2011
2 posts
“Wow, we have become a nation of pansies! When did living life to its fullest...”
– Nikki Finke really has the best commenters. (via stephenfalk)
October 2010
2 posts
Self discovery
According to iTunes, “Your Love Is My Drug” is my very favorite jam, and not by a little bit, either. I am not cool.
BACK IN THE GAME
that´s right. i´m back. and now that i get to spend 40+ hours a week sitting in front of a computer, you better believe im going to be comin at you on the regular.
as you were.
April 2010
10 posts
I’m sweating at 8am in april. Gonna be a long fucking summer.
I have been listening to lfo on repeat for an hour. In 2010.
guess who discovered photobooth?
THESE GIRLS!!
Cognitive dissonance, you are a cruel mistress
The bar i’m in right now must be a hardcore advertiser in Unattractive Fellow Quarterly. Seriously, WOOF!
On the other hand, they give you a grilled cheese with your drink. Sophie, I have a choice for youuuuuuuu!
March 2010
11 posts
language barrier, schmanguage barrier
the same friend just came into my room and told me that i’d been a very bad girl, so tonight there would be no “cocking” for me. i think he wanted to say “cocaine”?
either way, he’s not wrong.
sloppiness has no borders
a spanish friend of ours is staying here for a week or so while he’s looking for an apartment. he’s really into american pop culture but doesn’t speak a whole lot of english. anyway, he was brushing his teeth or something while i was rehashing my wednesday night with an american friend, when he bursts out of the bathroom to tell me that he understands exactly what im saying to...
is there a st midweek drinking?
it’s st patrick’s day, which really is one of the world’s more annoying “holidays”. kiss me, i’m irish? sure, i’ll kiss you. in the throat. with my fist. shut up, no one cares what your fucking nationality is. you might as well wear a shirt saying kiss me im a boring douche.
HOWEVER. i am only human. and a lonely, substance abusing one at that. so who am...
and i didn't even get a picture.
today on my walk home from school, i saw a puppy eating ice cream. i was flying high! saturday afternoon! school’s out! long weekend coming up! puppies! ice cream! sunshine! life, it was sweet.
fortunately, the world was there to correct my good mood. on the next block, i ran into my ex-boyfriend. with his wife! i had a conversation with them in which we managed to touch on both my...
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Dsmv 200kate
I just had a horrible, horrible dream that my iPhone was shattered. What does this MEAN? other than that I need to find a source of affection that doesn’t send me a monthly bill. My emotional pain, it is so modern.
Percent of clothing from Sunday that i’m still wearing in Monday morning: 100
Percent of clothing still in the same place: 100
My accuracy has improved overnight!!
February 2010
10 posts
Percent of Friday night’s makeup still on my face on Sunday morning: 60
Percent of makeup still in same place on my face: 0
Oops.
My bikini waxer just told me i look hungover. I wonder which part of me she means.
it's raining...rain?
yeah, obviously this is a topic that is not exciting under any circumstances, and i’ve already mentioned it once, but….seriously, weather? is this a ploy for attention or something? because it’s working! it already worked! you’re the boss of me, and my emotions. NOW ACT RIGHT FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
today i made a semi-important and extremely impulsive decision and if...
Rub down!
Thai massage is like really good rough sex: moderately painful, totally awesome and satisfying, and absolutely worth the 70 euros if you can’t come by it for free.
That said, anybody wanna Thai masage me for free?
not to discount “hungover,” but sometimes (most of the time) i think the only emotion i am capable of is unrequited love.
dark monday of the soul
today is one of those horrible post apocalyptic hangover days where technically i have recovered but im still shuffling around like ozzy osbourne and my emotions are, like, way more existent than normal. it’s now 745 pm and ive been in bed for two hours. thank god for the fetal position and iphone scrabble. i would post a picture but i can’t figure out how to and i guess...
WatchHIGH FIVE, INTERNET!!!